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Chilling at Starbucks (random thoughts)

its been a while since I have been on tumblr watching random news-feeds that earthquake my insides (crack me up) but yeah its good to be back, but I must be completely honest I only got on here because my facebook, or my computer has been running very very slow recently….birds are so cool. there is a bird trotting alongside me in search of something to fill its stomach I am currently contemplating  on whether or not I should buy bread (bagel) from Starbucks and give it to the bird…(might be a hit with the ladies?) but i do not have money to waste so, that won’t work. I wonder what would happen if I just randomly wrote about what was going on around me while simultaneously writing about….someone just honked really loud (wierdo’s jeez, i didn’t know people wanted to go to hooters that bad…its 10:30 in the morning and they have customers wtfudge?). I currently have headphones on with no music but the ocean of cars  planning to jump into the mainstream highways….a gorgeous white girl walks into the Starbucks, and doesn’t even look at me (well she glanced, and looked away). I am skeptical if a white girl (that is hot) would even date me, all the ones I talk to seem either not interested or scared. I can understand the “not interested” part IF their being a lady about it (those mean hearted bitches though? I cant STAND or SIT them.) but yeah now everyone that was outside (on the patio side of the Starbucks) left…the white girl leaves, and then the random guy….the random guy that I saw the last time i came up hear to Starbucks…hmm. the random guy idk I think I saw from some where maybe another Starbucks…yea! i think he works at the other starbucks down on 1-24…yeah idk its just weird seeing the same person here at Starbucks I was thinking about writing a poem about seeing the same person at a starbucks but never saying whats up to them and how distant we are in our society/culture….a girl who works at Starbucks (she has a nice ass…wait, figure, a nice figure)….oh wait 3 ladies just walked into Starbucks, but the fellow who drove them “mean mugged” the shit outta me for like 7 good seconds…idk, could be his daughters…or his wives?…idk all i know is that two of the three were cute…ok but this girl cleaning up outisde (employee of Starbucks) she is doing what I usually do for my job…the other girl (a part of the triplet posse) got inside of the car… she looked at me twice, she was the 2nd best looking girl out of the bunch…well I didnt see the other girls face so, she was the first. and she was HOT…ok so, maybe this is hard to follow, if so i apologize, to an extent, but seriosuly you could have left my page or this post by now…hmm…this is exciting….ok so two women just came outide to chill with JOSHMYSTER (ok they didn’t come to see me exactly but I am sure they witnessed my most chilled out swag and decided that)…well one couple left. (oh yes I forgot to mention that these women had men, you must understand it is very difficult to write about events as they are happening especially when you type with three maybe four total fingers…anyways) In the couple that departed, the girl was Korean, and the only reason I would know this is because of my friend who is extremely interested in asian women (his preference is Japanese) he informed me that Korean females have high cheek bones, cool/ fun fact that I learn in everyday life)…people are talking about the weather behind me and they want it to rain…psh? do you see my macbook foo!!?…noooo they dont…hmm they seem like they are real-estate agaents they are talking about rent and houses….and they sun just smacked me in the eyes, like a sucker punch ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go away!!!!!!. ok its time for me to depart Tumblr. bye….wait… the hot employee just left…dude does any one else think its wierd that I am just writing about them, but i dont apporach them?…yeah im going to need to “grab the sack” (a term my friends and I use to  refernece being a man and doing things you are afraid to do) soon its very disappointing and wierd, ok. next chica will get wooed by the awesome gentleMAN-NESS I excreet on the daily…ok I am currently listening to explosions in the sky and it is  putting me in this contemplative poetic mood, and i am not sure if i can …oooo shit here she comes….grab the SACK TIME!…. sooo, i didnt grab the sack….in fact my shit shrunk…i couldn’t even do it…ahh man, 90 percent of it is getting there and she was right in front of me and I had this 2-3 minute window to introduce myself, and I couldn’t “GRAB THE SACK” ahh.  she was the the most beautiful girl to come through Starbucks today and I couldn’t do it. ok…i gotta go. im super depressed… peace. 

ps - note to self, if i dont try I cant fail…i cant succeed I am neither, I am just existing and unknown Ive got to at least try.

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